Hi. I'm Leroy from Boston, and this is where I was too lazy to put something meaningful about myself.

Anonymous asked: How much Spanish/French do you speak?

Gurl, see don’t play, I know like nine whole words in French.
Pero mi espaƱol es lo peor

You guys need to reblog this because I’m fucking hilarious

AT THE THINGS

Aww, that’s so cute

Guys can you find me that GIF of Shangela (I think?) saying “Not in my gay ass”

It turns out “slt” is short for “salut” and everyone isn’t just calling me a slit

  • Me: Alexis, how do you know that stuffed animal's a cat?
  • Alexis: Idk. It's a dog
  • Me: Why is your cat blue?
  • Alexis: Huh? This one? -pats vagina-

He coulda ended it in the fifth GIF by freezing him or Korra coulda entombed him

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desperatehousecat:

Aww gee thanks

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